
Wanted for questioning in the murder of my external hard drive
Anyone who knows me well enough - and I’m going to assume that’s none of you - know that I like to tinker around with computers, and the operating systems on them. Well, every few years or so I get the urge to try Linux again. And within 24 hours I’m usually reminded of why I avoid it.
The last time I tried this experiment was in 2004 with Fedora Core 2 back in 2004 - I played around with it for the duration of my trip to Denver, Colorado…and promptly removed it when I got home. Aside from the joy of Tux Racer, I found the software to be lacking in comparison to Windows (I’d not yet discovered Apple). My two big gripes were a lack of application support (Newsflash, folks: Some of us *want* to run proprietary software, particularly say, Photoshop?; we don’t care if it requires a license/fee or is free, just so long as it’s the best at getting the job done. And don’t start me on GIMP) and the fact that I just had to spend too much damned time in the terminal. I don’t like command lines, I like graphical interfaces - I’m a Creative-type at heart, and so I tend to gravitate towards shiny toys that let me get the job done easily.
Three days ago, I decided on a lark to mess around with ubuntu. Version 8.10 for those curious. Knowing a bit, I get cute and set the installation partition on my external hard drive. I’m promptly greeted with a large number of error messages through the install process. Since the only way out appears to be to turn off the computer cold mid-install, I decide to just let it go. Ubuntu finishes installing, and boots without nearly without incident - I DID have to enable the graphics driver since it was considered “proprietary” and so for some reason they decided it would be a good idea to cripple it on first boot. Thanks a lot there.
Not really thinking about my previous errors, I play around for a while. Its alright and has advanced a decent bit from the 2004 days though I still prefer Windows and OS X to it. Changing distributions probably helped, as ubuntu seems to have a bit of a reputation as being user-friendly. Well, I switch back to Windows in my dual-boot and call it a night. Next morning, I go into iTunes to load music - music which happens to be installed on the external drive….and error message. Try another song, same deal.
I venture into My Computer, into my external hard drive…and find lots of gibberish - those error messages were apparently the installer’s way of trying to tell me the external drive was too damned fragmented to install Linux without corrupting everything else; except that since whoever programmed these error messages has no grounding in the English language, they were presented in technical terms and not actual warnings. Boot over into Linux to see if anything can be salvaged, and no dice. Do a scandisk, and it finds gigs worth of partially corrupt files and re-places them as useless .chk files. Wind up having to re-format the drive.
To those out there who love Linux: You need to start coding error displays in actual English. Telling me there’s a fault at hd1 at block 42019 is nothing. If you ever want your operating system to be adopted by anyone, you need to translate that into “WARNING: YOU *WILL* SCREW UP YOUR HARD DRIVE IF YOU KEEP GOING. PLEASE CANCEL”, then include the technical info afterwards. Including the option to actually cancel the install at the partitioning level or beyond would also be VERY helpful.
Incidentally, I still have the dual-boot with Vista and ubuntu - I didn’t get to finish toying around with the operating system before the hard drive crash, and I want to fully see what it can do. The true benchmark for me though is one it may not meet for some time, the eternal question…”Can it run Photoshop?”. No, not yet.
So what did I lose on the hard drive? Mostly multimedia, including:
Approximately 4000 MP3 audio files, running the gamut from Phil Collins to Franz Schubert to The Who
Many TV episodes, including:
- 2 episodes of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
- A half dozen episodes of Late Night with David Letterman
- Bill Clinton’s appearance on Arsenio Hall in 1992
- And a bunch of random other TV stuff you aren’t likely to care about
Not to mention my most recent computer backup (two weeks ago) and the majority of graphics and documents I’ve created in the last 2.5 years.
Thanks Linux, thanks a lot. You just couldn’t warn me in plain English, could you?